Cookieboy's really good jokes

Fat Jokes

 * 642788ae6bd02274593ed60fbfcbda20.jpg mother is overweight.
 * Haha mum fat.
 * Your mother's weight appears to be above the average of a human being, I recommend that she goes to the gym.

Homo Jokes

 * Yo mama gay and I support her.
 * Your mother's homosexual. She and her girlfriend asked me to let you know.
 * Your female parental figure has the big gay and that's poggers for her I guess

Ugly Jokes

 * Your mother doesn't look very good if I'm honest
 * Ugly Mother :)
 * You have a not nice looking female parental figure

Evil Jokes

 * I dislike your mother as she is evil and mean and unkind and I hate her so much
 * Evil mum

Stupid Jokes

 * Gettyimages-107761609-612x612.jpg mother is stupid
 * Yo mama so dumb she thinks Twitter is social media
 * Your mother uses Facebook
 * Yo mama so stupid she went to the Apple store
 * Your mother is such a dunce she should wear one of those dunce hats they used to have in schools at least I think they stopped doing that it's not very nice
 * IDOT MUM

Hot

 * I think your mother is attractive

Amogus



 * Yo mama so amogus, sus
 * Your mum is among us the amogus imposter from among us
 * Sussy baka more like sussy mama like yo mama haha owned

Trivia

 * Trivia on your mother: bad

Sus



 * Yo mama so sus, she shouldn't be Among Us (sorry I stole this from Brody Foxx the Yo Mama guy)
 * Your mother is rather suspect, I will eject her in amogus (could also fit into the amogus category)