Yo Mama So Dumb

Yo Mama so Dumb, she called Venezia, Venice.

''You know Paris, France? In English, they pronounce it “Paris,” but everyone else pronounces it without the “s” sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone it the English way, “Venice.” Like The Merchant of Venice and Death in Venice... '''WHY THOUGH?! WHY ISN’T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA?! ARE YOU FRIGGIN’ MOCKING ME?! IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMN IT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!'